scrawny kid syndrome

A high schooler who thinks they are big because small muscles show through them because of there fast metabolisms. But they in fact struggle at large amounts of weight.

Eugene has scrawny kid syndrome.

by KALEITE99 November 3, 2017

little penis syndrome

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.

My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome

by FeatherD November 22, 2017

Charlie Brown Syndrome

When you hang out with someone a lot, despite them treating you horribly, and sticking to them like glue. Much like Charlie Brown and his relationship with his "friend" Lucy

Bob: Dude, yesterday, Joey punched me again and called me a bunch of slurs
Jesse: Why do you hang out with him?
Bob: I dunno.
Jesse; Sounds like you have a case of Charlie Brown Syndrome

by theawesomedork October 3, 2022

Boltzmann pussy syndrome

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.

“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”

by Pilk_man March 11, 2022

Southern Belle Syndrome

The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.

Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!

by Missy. CC November 8, 2013

Little man Syndrome

Being short an angry.

He had little man syndrome, but he was just mad at all u sinnahs.

by MineOwedWu's February 28, 2021

dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games

My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.

by uncleberman February 1, 2009