monkey 

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cute animal

monkey by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008

big monkey 

Delilau; or a big ape, chimpanzee; a huge dick.

Delilau is a big monkey; WOW! Look at that big monkey; I like big monkeys inside of me.

big monkey by LemonSqueezeSoHard September 16, 2016

spark up a monkey 

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

spark up a monkey by Bloopy April 9, 2005

ass monkey

An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...

How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?

...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...

ass monkey by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007

monkey 

smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron

The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.

monkey by bean June 29, 2004

Porch Monkey 

An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.

I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.

Porch Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008

G-Monkey 

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.

When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.

G-Monkey by JB March 10, 2003