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crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022
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American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.
Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 2, 2022
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
by DrCofefe December 17, 2022
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Mikkel Meatball

A super famous dj in Denmark, and an known as the goat of young danish music.
Person 1: "OMG ARE YOU LISTING TO MIKKEL MEATBALL"
Person 2: "YES HE'S PLAYING IN THE RADIO RIGHT NOW - OMMMGGGG"
by martinjensenjohansen January 9, 2023
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Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
by geusbshsown January 18, 2023
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squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles
Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit
by Dankpurpledrank February 2, 2023
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