Schwag Friend

Schwag Friend - (n) 1. a disposable friend you dont invest too much emotional value in 2. the friend who is the equivalent of the bag of really bad weed you just put at the back of the stash cuz you only want to smoke the good shit, Schwag in case of emergency ONLY

Dude 1 - should we invite your roommate

Dude 2 - nah, we're not really close to the point where we hang out

1 - why not?

2 - hes just a Schwag Friend

1 - oh dude i totally understand

Schwag Friend by tbchef May 5, 2010

Addictive Friend Syndrome 

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.

Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."

Addictive Friend Syndrome by vanclar24 July 10, 2010

Business Friend 

you notice you're a business friend with someone (particularly in college and in a career), that this person, while friendly and nice, uses you for nothing more than answers to an exam, quiz, or to slack work off to you in times of need. They're nice people though, but they just have a material use for you.

Mallory (online): hey can I get those answers for that quiz in our HDF class?

Andrew (online): sure!

friend sitting next to Andrew: dude, you have no chance in hell with her, she's just a business friend.

Business Friend by Andrew Colins January 14, 2012

Birthday Friend Ratio 

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

Birthday Friend Ratio by elseTM October 29, 2011

Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

Second Friend by Social Expert July 8, 2012

Facebook Friend Zoned 

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

Facebook Friend Zoned by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

Best friend 

A best friend is that one person in your life, who no matter what will always be by your side. Your best friend will always be there for you no matter what, and they are not embarrassed to be around you in public, because they have gotten used to all the stupid things you say and do. A best friend is someone you can spend all of your time with, and tell them anything. A best friend is there when you accomplish something great, or fail miserably. A best friend is the person your closest to.

My best friend Kyle and I have been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and we do everything together.

Best friend by Boomerang Sanchez November 23, 2013