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hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.
by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004
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Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"
Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?
by Gravy111 November 1, 2010
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Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
by woahah November 4, 2019
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Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.
Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.
by Rogefag December 11, 2010
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ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018
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Bloody Hot Dog

When you leak blood on someones penis and then a girl sucks it off.
Brandon: Yo Eric that girl just gave Andrew a bloody Hot dog.
Eric: Damn i want that by Ashley
by ashhhhhishhot March 7, 2011
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Mexican Sheep Dog

When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use
I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.
by box of soup February 26, 2011
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