brown shirt 

A codename used for an attractive woman whose name is unknown. The word brown is interchangable with virtually any color, pattern, or material.

Aaron: Dude, did you just see brown shirt run that mile?
David: Hells yeah!!!

brown shirt by Hey Africa September 5, 2009

brown sugar 

Desperation. Something you have to use when nothing else is around.

It was real brown sugar, and I think after I tasted it I got a burn in my mouth.

White sugar is the sweetest.

brown sugar by Anonymous April 27, 2006

brown 

Cigarette, mainly coz they gots brown filters.

give us a few tokes on that brown

brown by GotJuice February 23, 2005

brown eye 

A hole between the ass pillows, sometimes with a little shit stuck to it after running out of toilet paper.

Hoss, a truck driver, can't reach his ass to wipe because his stomach is friggin huge, so he is left with a Brown eye.

brown eye by Mark Sil April 9, 2006

Brown Fart 

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)

"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"

Brown Fart by 96edwy December 24, 2007

brown mouse 

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

brown mouse by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brown microphone 

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

brown microphone by CockBlocker December 14, 2008