some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
Partner: angel c-
You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
Get the Lifemug. 1. to live reincarnated as a food of high quality
2. to only eat expensive, rich people food within an entire lifetime- no exceptions
2. to only eat expensive, rich people food within an entire lifetime- no exceptions
I wish I was rich enough to live a cuisine life, those people never have to hang over the toilet with food poisoning.
In the past l had a cuisine life, the person who ate me had the shiniest white teeth.
In the past l had a cuisine life, the person who ate me had the shiniest white teeth.
by Twinzforever January 4, 2019
Get the cuisine lifemug. means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.
by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024
Get the your lifemug. Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the Your lifemug. The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver
“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018
Get the lodge lifemug. by Solid Mantis March 21, 2020
Get the Rabbit lifemug. by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010
Get the fails at lifemug.