mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

mr. muffins

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

by Johnmccarthy November 7, 2017

mrs mcabe

Woman who is a really annoying bastard, and who should be crucified.

Man I fucking hate Mrs Mcabe

by rowletnegs March 23, 2024

Mr Cabbage

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)

Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.

by MrCabbage October 28, 2020

Mr. Thewky

Mr. Thewky is that P.E. teacher that likes to be a perv and watch the girl's locker room through the many peep-holes he has created to spy on young girls. Everyone had this guy, you just don't want to admit it. Also, unrelatedly, he LOVES tofu, he'll just never admit it to you.

"Yo, I just caught Mr. Thewky lookin' through one of his peep-holes!"
"Bro, what?! Mr. Thewky would never do that!"
"Yeah, man! Also, he was bein' all weird, eating a block of tofu while watching. What a weird, pervy old man."

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

mrs shefchick

The worst fucking teacher ever. She pressures ppl and makes kids cry. She looks like a crap covered in powdered sugar. She is always yelling and will annoy you. She enjoys making kids sad. She feeds off of kid's depression. She is so old that if she tried to do a fortnite dance she would break in half. She is so blind that she needs glasses built into her fucking eye sockets. She is so old that when someone told her to act her age she died. She is so old that she saw Paul Revere when he was a child.

My whole group was fooling around and mrs shefchick only got mad at me for it

by bjdshjkdgsjgdiqd December 12, 2019

Mr. Moormann

He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!

Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...

Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.

Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!

Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*

Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*

by founderofthelgbtqttibes July 24, 2024