Stroke God
Stroke God by Stroke god April 6, 2017
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gooch
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
good fuckin yard
good fuckin yard by ItalianB0i November 2, 2017
Golden Maknae
Jungkook, from BTS, is called the Golden Maknae because he is the youngest member, and he is weirdly amazing at everything.
Golden Maknae by Zyra Fae February 26, 2020
fuck the government
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
Me, on the above: Fuck the government.
fuck the government by fuck the state October 30, 2007
Gongoozler
The Gongoozler is a newly discovered cryptid, first documented in a video posted by the YouTube channel, Unus Annus operated by Mark Markiplier and Ethan Crank Game Plays. The Gongoozler is a creature known to inhabit any body of water, so long as it is during the night time. The creature drag its victims to the depths to drown them by their toes or tootsies. The Gongoozler is a crafty and dangerous creature, it tricks its victims into going deeper into the water, by challenging them to go "even further beyond". Even avoiding the water will not keep you safe, as the Gongoozler has detachable tail, and can move on land as easily as in the water. You know it is too late when you here the unearthly screech of the Gongoozler singing your death song. Possibly the only way to escape your fate, would be to retrieve the Gongoozlers tail, known as a mighty relic, and return it to the Gongoozler and beg for mercy, however no one has yet successfully attempted the location and retrieval of the tail. The only known footage of the creature can be seen in the you tube video titled, Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming. it is also theorized that the Gongoozler may be an aquatic relative of the phycological entity known as "HeeHoo" as seen in the stunning documentary video available on You tube titled, Hunting HeeHoo, and that, like HeeHoo, the Gongoozler is not a creatue, but a state of mind that causes degeration of the human consciousness.
If your too deep into the sea, the Gongoozler will heeeeeeeehh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down, to the frothy depths.
Gongoozler by Hyacinth_Pendragon October 12, 2020
gongoozler
The gongoozler is a real creature that preys on people. It can only present itself in pure darkness and deep water, and it will prefer to prey on toes when hunting.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man.
For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
gongoozler by TheLordE October 11, 2020