Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

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by killer__bitch February 17, 2020

double ballsack flip

when your testicles rotate on their axis 2 times

bro do a double ballsack flip !!

by craiglet February 23, 2022

Double Jeopardy

When good fortune strikes you twice

C-Note: A girl just sent me 3 texts at 11:11, that must be extra lucky right? Double Jeopardy!

by PB_CJ_n_Goons April 28, 2024

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.

Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.

by boomorangetang July 30, 2009

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019