Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted

Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)

by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023

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Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023

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Double Jump

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.

Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.

by anonymous November 16, 2023

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Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

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Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024

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Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

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