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texas double bagger 

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.
Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
texas double bagger by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

Smirnoff Double Black 

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
Smirnoff Double Black by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Rebound Double Depression 

When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds, subsequently dumping, or being dumped by, the rebound. The person becomes doubly depressed as they didn't properly grieve for the first relationship, so are projecting their feelings onto the rebound break up.
"God, She really needs to get over Stan. They only dated for like three weeks and she's so cut up about it"

"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

Cleveland Double Espresso 

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.

DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) 

Two penis' in the vagina and two penis' in the asshole at the same time (4 guys total)!
Samantha is getting DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) right now by four guys.