double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.

Double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.

Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .

by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019

Double bullets

Both middle fingers raised, a signal of serious complaint or derision

That guy charged me $400 bucks for the filter in my car, Double Bullets to that - mIm mIm - I say.

by Cc38su October 15, 2015

irregular-double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

double-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.

My double-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021