wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 02, 2021

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED

If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible

by Sexydimma May 20, 2016

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma January 06, 2015

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 26, 2023

Shameless Butt Monkey

A person who loves the Truth.

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.

by 51acker December 30, 2020

Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 01, 2024