if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
Get the right fartmug. by Vince I March 31, 2019
Get the Bareback fartmug. As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020
Get the following fartmug. by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
Get the i just farted cummug. When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
Get the fart burnmug. by Cacity July 14, 2019
Get the fart carriermug. 