double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm

A group of female USDA employees on a girls night out after work. Considered obnoxious to bar staff due to their being very bad tippers and demanding customers. Usually spend the evening talking about meat inspection, which talk is frequently misinterpreted by men at the bar, whose advances are rejected only after they've bought drinks for the women. They also arouse resentment from other patrons, due to their constant bragging about all the federal holidays they get off, and because they smell like hay.

Those women who just left, the ones who left no tip and requested all that John Cougar Mellencamp at the jukebox, are known around here as the Cunt Farm or "C" Farm.

Cunt Farm Aid Willie Nelson

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 8, 2011

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

fucking cunt ass bitch

A friend you love and care about but makes you occasionally contemplate murdering her.

Rhythm : *Does something annoying*
Joe : Nothing would make me happier than choking you to death right here you fucking cunt ass bitch.
Rhythm: So no to the popcorn ?

by musicalwords February 9, 2020

cum guzzling thunder-cunt

one who sucks the dick, and ejoys the tingly sensation of seman in her mouth

That cum guzzling thunder-cunt Olivia, not only took my load but she swallowed that shit.

by Tyler Foster March 15, 2008

ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014

Cunt bag drug whore

A female ( or Male or whatever said person identifies as) that goes around people that will provide said whore with drugs as long as said whores cunt is ready to be f***ed. Cunt bag drug whore.

" Hey Christina!! You ain't nothin but a cunt bag drug whore!"

by B V V 13 December 9, 2019