fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

Farts as a form of intimacy

A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven

Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart

by Badger girl 317 February 25, 2024

Weiner fart

When you inhale galaxy gas too many times and it makes the air find it way out through your weiner like a fart from your butttttttt lollllllll🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

Bro my weiner hole is raw because I was having so many weiner farts in my sleep after that diddy galaxy gas party lolllllllllllllll and my weiner got so wrinkly front those weiner farts twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by ILag2much December 14, 2024

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017

Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.

Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.

by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024

fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud

Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.

by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016