A three letter word used to describe a domesticated animal or pet, that will bite your face off and never ever obey you. Almost everyone is allergic to them. BUT most people like them so they deal with it. "Cat" also describes other types...i.e., large, wild animals. Although more of an archaic reference now because it must have offended so many people that after all of the people that actually loved bigger cats used the word, they had to be bludgeoned to death lest word got out. So better be referring to a smaller cat, if you know what's good for you--mostly domestic. The larger 'cats' may be extinct or near to it or in captivity somewhere eating cornflakes and cabbage while being hideously being taught gender confusion. And farting a lot.
Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
My cat has no fleas. Unless it has been in someone else's stinking, nasty yard or is trying to tell me he/she is being poisoned by yeah...
the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
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Get the happy as a cut cat mug.A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.
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Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.
Man: what a simping oil cat !
Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls
Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!
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