Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

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new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex

things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood

by ash catsup March 31, 2022

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Bold New York is a member of the Bold clan, its leader is Bold Heston.

His image is the quote from the movie "The Pirates" "Yes, but actually no"

He is knowned to be one of the most members to say Good Morning first, specially when Bolf Heston wakes up.

Bold New York Dude is part of the Bold Heston Clan from Twitter.

by Kounter October 7, 2020

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new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.

(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.

by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019

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