drop the kids off at the pool 

Drop the kids off at the pool= another phrase for taking a crap.

Ill be right back, iv got to drop the kids off at the pool.

drop the kids off at the pool by CRC December 7, 2007

kidshitter 

The pussy, or region of the female used to eject babies.

She is so hot I want to mash her kidshitter.

kidshitter by David Sklanksy November 19, 2007

kidult 

A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called "children's" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful "kiddie" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!

Also known as "Peter Pan", "young at heart", and "kid at heart".

I'm almost 35 and I love Neopets, Archie comics, children's books, etc. So this makes me a kidult, heh.

kidult by Screambug January 9, 2006

Iron Kids

1. A slang term that references the slice of bread placed in the middle of a circle jerk, which the participants aim for. At the conclusion of the c.j. festivities, the last man to sling his seed is forced to "eat the Iron Kids".

2. To humiliate

3. To get the short end of the stick, so to speak.

1. "Boy that circle jerk sure was fun, but it looks like Matt will be eating the Iron Kids."

2. "You're gonna be snackin' the Iron Kids when I get done with you!"

3. "Steve had to eat the slice of Iron Kids when his date, whom he met on MySpace, turned out to be a fuckin sasquatch.

Iron Kids by D. Slim July 5, 2006

Word up, kids? 

What someone who is completely out of our generation says when they try to be cool, yet keep their pride.

" Hey Sonny, I mean, Word up, Kids?"

Word up, kids? by Derek August 10, 2004

kidfoh 

Kept In (the) Dark, Fed On Horseshit.

Military in derevation, it can be used as either a noun or a verb. It refers to the habit of entirely too many officers (the higher the rank, the more likely to pull this) to not tell the troops a damn thing about what's going on and/or what they will soon be ordered to do .. =and= feeding them nothing but horseshit to keep them guessing. Lousy way to mess with morale, and if you accompany the troops in what you want them to do .. not very condusive to your continued good health.....

The =VERY= "unauthorized" patch for this is a red-n-white mushroom within a circle of the initials. Hence, wearers being known as members of the mushroom club.

"What's their problem? They're a kidfoh unit."

"Watch out for that asshole - he'll kidfoh you in a hearbeat and -then- leave you flappin'!"

kidfoh by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

kidology by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015