What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.

Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??

by anemonia December 15, 2023

what the hoot

Another way of saying what the fuck

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot

by Rambitten December 16, 2023

What a scam

When your expectations are completely not being fur filled.

Waw, I studied so long for this test and I still got 4/22 what a scam .

by ChloeSorryHoorQueen November 21, 2018

What would Oprah do

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.

Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018

That's what she said

U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!

Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro

by !!!!!@ December 4, 2018

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

What are those!?!

An old joke

This "what are those!?! " joke is so old that Jesus called it old

by Pikachu_girl July 15, 2017