fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
by wassupweasel May 05, 2016
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Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.
What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
by LI9 November 25, 2018
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fart sneeze

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
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Eating Farts

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023
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Fart Mcstinkleton

A fart that stinks but the fart sounds like a sort of gentleman’s fart, kind of a graceful and respectful fart but it still stinks really bad.

It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.

The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.
No #1. Bro that guy over there did a little fart mcstinkleton and im finna vomit!

No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!

No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?
by WiskaG July 13, 2023
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share fart

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016
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fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands
Damn her fart weave looking fresh
by Stellmar July 06, 2017
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