Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air

"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"

by reediculuss October 3, 2006

Luke Penis

Luke Is A Penis..

Luke Penis Is Disformed

by AzzPazz October 18, 2008

drippy penis

When a penis becomes drippy with precum when stimulated.

Marissa: ew, johnny rubbed his drippy penis on me!
Johnny: take it ho!

by johnnyandmarissa September 3, 2006

bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

your penis is gay

The ultimate insult

your penis is gay

by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

Islam Penis Cheese

Islam Jizz

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

by anonymous June 6, 2021

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009