Homie Hoper Hoe

HHH or a homie hopper hoe is a man/woman who goes after the same group of friends and either has sexual contact or makes-out with them all within a day.

-"Dang Shelia's going after the whole team!"
-"Man she's just a triple H"
-"Homie Hoper Hoe?"
-"Yeah..."

by Universal Knowledge August 31, 2011

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Hoe

A woman that sleeps with lots of men. Although, the term can be used for a man too, it originated and is more commonly used to describe a woman.

Often, she lacks self-respect, standards, direction, and/or purpose. She's impulsive, morally questionable at times, and tends to cope with the struggles of modern life by indulging in having sex with lots of men, often men she barely knows, which can potentially lead her into dangerous situations. Her body count is often double digits or more.

A woman who is loyal and committed to her partner, and likes to have sex/masturbate/express her sexuality, is NOT a hoe.

A woman who has had long term sexual relationships in the past with a single partner at a time, and doesn't cheat, is NOT a hoe.

A self-respecting, focused, goal driven man, would be very unwise to wife up a hoe.

Men who grew up lacking a strong father figure, are more likely to wife a hoe compared to men who did.

My first kiss was with a hoe. I knew her for only a week, and she was making aggressive moves on me. I was flattered, and she was hot. On the second time I met her, I ended up sleeping with her. It didn't feel right afterwards... I knew instinctively that she was a hoe. Turns out I was right, after I broke things off with her, she was off with another bloke right away, then another, then another... bullet dodged. She was a fuckin' freak in bed though, I really liked that.

I knew this girl from college, she liked me, and expressed her interest in me... me being the very cautious type... over a few months, every now and then... I scanned through her public TikTok and Instagram.

It turned out, she was entertaining many different men, shaking her arse about, doing stupid dances and trends... not only that but I figured out that she was very likely going in and out of many separate short term relationships. My analysis suggested that she's a hoe, and was trying to hide it from me the entire time, alongside her alcohol and cocaine addiction. It turned out that I wasn't special in her eyes... I was just another dick to fuck and another wallet to drain. I'm not that stupid. She had too much time on her hands. I blocked on her on everything and moved on with my life.

by notgaymkay October 4, 2023

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