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I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
by J'Seph December 18, 2012
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Let's Go Be Awesome Somewhere Else

Used to signify disdain at the current situation.
A need to be awesome, somewhere else.
Guy 1: Wow, this party is really lame. When they said it was gonna be all hot girls we didn't expect them to have sweatshirts on!
Guy 2: Let's go be awesome somewhere else
Guy 1: Gravy
by McDank18 February 27, 2011
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wanna go up or down?

a question asked to decide whether one would like to be high or drunk using up as high and down as drunk
1 - ayo wanna go up or down?
2 - idk bro i’ve been up so many times lately we should go down
by srawny_been April 17, 2021
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go fluff your puff

gay slang, pre-Stonewall era, meant as a put-down. Meaning there's too much powder make-up on your powder puff, Mary; you need to tone it down. You need to calm down.
Feel better you got that out of your system? Go fluff your puff.
by TheFabulousThomasJ. February 9, 2017
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Going to Blue Slide Park

Referring to smoking. A state or place of being high.
Tyler: "Hey dude, We're going to Blue Slide Park, wanna come?"
Kaitlyn: "Hell yeah!"
Amanda: "I wanna go! "
Tyler: "Alright, let's burn!"
by TheSlideStaysBlue January 16, 2012
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I'm going to kill yourself

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022
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