Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

cum in 40 seconds

this game will make you cum in 40 seconds, just click to play.

stop fucking telling me to play this game. I dont want to cum in 40 seconds

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.

My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.

by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021

Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.

"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 9, 2021