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Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”
by C L G July 4, 2021
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international cornbeef and cheese day

6th july is international cornbeef and cheese day

slap some on a cheese butty there fellas best scran of ye life especially after ye shag ye bird
giz abit of the cheese n cornbeef there fella

why fella
coz it’s international cornbeef and cheese day

might slab some peppers on there kidda
by scouse power July 5, 2021
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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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mr. cheese

someone who can’t control themselves when drunk and believes they are talking sense in this state of mind even though nobody actually knows what they are talking about
yo look at mr. cheese over there, acting retarded
by Buckeyboi July 10, 2021
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dick cheese

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know
by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021
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Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012
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Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.
by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012
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