sausage penis

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

Like My Penis

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

by CATday August 3, 2011

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

bare penis kick

(n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open.

When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away.

by Bosco Rocket April 23, 2008

Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.

"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"

by Lady123456 January 16, 2009

ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

big black penis

The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.

Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.

by yomanniggerdick May 24, 2010