Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Double kayak

Mutual masterbation in a single kayak.

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.

by Rlj18 July 6, 2017

Double dicker

Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time

Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower

by Jenny456 October 13, 2018

Double-Lending

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.

"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"

by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018

double tap

Double tap is a mechanic in Rocket league, it is used by many people
mostly golds try doing it and fail because they're complete trash

"Yo, i hit a double tap in rocket league!"
"damnn"

by probablydr1ft November 16, 2022

double spaghetti

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis

I know I’m not gay, but I’ve always wanted to try Double Spaghetti

by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017

Double Du

One of the hottest people in the friend group. They are addicted to video games and don't go outside.

Person 1: Damn, who is that hottie
Person 2: That's Double Du!

by LeBigBoi May 31, 2021