Billford

Billford is the boy of your dreams. The type of guy you wish you had but will never have. Billford exudes warmth and compassion in every interaction. His genuine concern for others is evident in the way he listens attentively and offers support without hesitation. With his striking looks, he effortlessly captures attention, but it is his kind heart that truly sets him apart. His thoughtfulness and consideration make him a pillar of strength and comfort for those around him. Whether it's through his gentle touch, comforting words, or selfless acts of kindness, he leaves a lasting impression on everyone he encounters. His presence radiates love and his charm is simply irresistible.

Mom, can I get Billford for Christmas?

by DaveDaMemeMaster December 24, 2023

billie eyewash

The way she drags it out of her eilish after the whiplash

I jerk'd so hard she Billie eilish'd it out her eye #billie eyewash

by BillieWaxer December 29, 2023

Billa' Richer

A really rich person who’s not afraid to show it.

A: “That boy always comes to school with the most rings I’ve ever seen!”
B: “For real, that boys a total Billa' Richer.”

A: “I wish people would chill down!”
B: “What happened?”
A: “See that girl over there? She acts like a billa' richer, and it’s getting on my nerves!”

by Prince Fluf December 29, 2023

Billing

Billing (verb): The manipulative act of gaslighting another person by deceitfully convincing them that substantial monetary obligations are owed, creating a false narrative or illusion of debt for personal gain or control.

I was Billing that man on the street he managed to see through it

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Billy

from "Billy Whizz" {abbreviation}
-character from adult comic "Viz"-
Speed
Amphetamine sulphate (powder/paste)

* "Got any Billy, mate?"
* "A few lines of Billy should do the trick"
* "That Billy stinks of cat piss"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

billard

(n.) • bill-URD
RARE • Midwestern-Southern slang.

Generally, an uncomplimentary term. A billard is similar to a redneck. Can be described as a combination of redneck and gangsta. Often drives a large pickup truck with a loud exhaust, appears disheveled, and loves loud country rock. Usually lives in rural or ghetto-like suburban areas.

“That man is such a billard!”
“There are so many billards in that town.”

by BlueFalcon5433 January 8, 2024

Billy

Often seen dancing with the girl you want so sleep with, Billy is the guy you want to be, he's well known for being an absolutely dynamite shag and winning fights against people his skinny ass has no right to be winning fights against. An ardent lover of Cocaine, Billy is generally reasonable when sober, however consumption of Alcohol often leads to multiple lines snorted and several unconscious gym bro's. Although generally tall and skinny, a Billy is incredibly ripped and possesses a surprisingly large penis. His personality is usually as dark as his sense of humour, which is a result of his highly traumatic past. As a result of this past, most Billy's don't care about other peoples feelings towards them, a trait which often attracts a wave of broken objectified women looking for a quick shag.

Who's that guy fighting that Big Roidhead?

Must be a Billy, the skinny cunt's winning.

I can't come out today, I slept with Billy last night and i'm struggling to walk.

Billy, why are your pupils so big?

by Butcher of Boogeymen January 12, 2024