Body of Origin eastside Eastside/Scandanavian
A slutty female with troll like features and “olive
loaf back acne” who trolls about the eastside or whores herself in a hobbit like nature while “trolling” in man folk. Not to be confused with an elf face whore that have enlarged ears or a pig faced whore who have an enlarged snout and swine like features. A troll faced whore will have distinct features of a supernatural creature one of a Scandanavian folklore displaying camel toe jeans, construction boots, exposed thongs and water bras. Thus the “trolling features” are included in this definition also take note a troll face whore will be i.e.” Trolling for men”- circulating moving around town unlike its ancestor the “troll” who is suppose to dwell in damp caves and mountains, masturbating silently. Which makes her a whore by her ancestry by flouting and stepping outside the “norm” of her cave for trolling while indulging in whorish activities sniffing out hobbits or unemployed men folk while embodying all the features of a "troll" herself making one a :Troll Faced Whore.
A slutty female with troll like features and “olive
loaf back acne” who trolls about the eastside or whores herself in a hobbit like nature while “trolling” in man folk. Not to be confused with an elf face whore that have enlarged ears or a pig faced whore who have an enlarged snout and swine like features. A troll faced whore will have distinct features of a supernatural creature one of a Scandanavian folklore displaying camel toe jeans, construction boots, exposed thongs and water bras. Thus the “trolling features” are included in this definition also take note a troll face whore will be i.e.” Trolling for men”- circulating moving around town unlike its ancestor the “troll” who is suppose to dwell in damp caves and mountains, masturbating silently. Which makes her a whore by her ancestry by flouting and stepping outside the “norm” of her cave for trolling while indulging in whorish activities sniffing out hobbits or unemployed men folk while embodying all the features of a "troll" herself making one a :Troll Faced Whore.
That Troll Faced Whore was hitting on my boyfried, I think her back zit poped in his face, she should go crawl back to her cave!
That Troll Faced Whore has been hooking and luring in men all night to bring back to her cave to fondle her camel toe.
Did you see Melissia that Troll Faced Whore? She must of just crawled out from her cave tonight to pick up on a deli contestant boy instead of her normal prey of hobbits, wizards and folk-lords.
That Troll Faced Whore has been hooking and luring in men all night to bring back to her cave to fondle her camel toe.
Did you see Melissia that Troll Faced Whore? She must of just crawled out from her cave tonight to pick up on a deli contestant boy instead of her normal prey of hobbits, wizards and folk-lords.
by Luncheonmeat1 January 24, 2010
Get the Troll Faced Whoremug. by blackfire February 26, 2003
Get the paper bag whoremug. The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.
I have a madonna-whore complex.
by sukebe November 11, 2008
Get the madonna-whore complexmug. A shallow "man" who with an unnerving amount of Mommy complexes (because he was breast fed until he was 9!) finds a healthy,independent,intelligent and beautiful female and runs like the sorry ass bitch that he is. He intimates women by creeping on them because he knows that he is an insecure, loser man. Women who posess beauty, brains terrifies this weak man so he will enlist other weak men to call these women fat. This guy is equally scared of other men and will seek protection from other men by stating women are infatuated with him...which is so far from the case. Will be continued...
See also Michael J. Gellendin, Wisconsin ....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool
See also Michael J. Gellendin, Wisconsin ....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool
Mike is so insecure about his manliness that he has to make stories so that other guys will like him. Thus Mike is always a Plan C or D and will think with Madonna-whore complex.
by ZBritt or not ZBritt October 5, 2019
Get the madonna-whore complexmug. A boy who has the most personal ads in all of china's newspaper, usually sits by his phone praying and wishing on 11:11 that some small dick sexy voice chinese boy will phone.
"ring"
Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.
Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.
by cousin love April 6, 2003
Get the chinese man whoremug. I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.
by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006
Get the Hairy Faced Whoremug. a term used to describe a male who is curious and tends to date many females back to back but thinks he is doing the right thing. Example: dating a girl, breaking up, having with sex with girl casually, talking to equally as hot sister, and going on date with equally as hot sister.
dating a girl, breaking up, having with sex with girl casually, talking to equally as hot sister, and going on date with equally as hot sister.
Sarah: Josh you are such a man skank whore!!
Josh : I'm doing anything wrong!!! Its fair game.
Sarah: Josh you are such a man skank whore!!
Josh : I'm doing anything wrong!!! Its fair game.
by Thee Bird April 21, 2009
Get the man skank whoremug.