Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men

"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."

by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017

penis

gross things fags like

dan: wanna suck my penis
bro: bro wtf

by Ewwwthatgurl April 15, 2021

Penis?

Penis but with a ?

I don't know if I have a penis?

by Dr Martin Luther King Jr January 28, 2021

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Penis

A man's genitals or a person who is annoying/incompetent

That man is a penis

by TheCreatorOfYou March 25, 2022

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025