A.D.O.S

A.D.O.S - Attention Deficit "Oh, Squirrel"

Similar to ADD, A.D.O.S is triggered by the individual in question abruptly stopping any activity or conversation at the sight of a squirrel.

Boyfriend - "So what movie do you want to watch later on?"
Girlfriend - "I really don't ca..OH, SQUIRREL!"
(Sporadic dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)
Boyfriend - "We're going to get you checked for A.D.O.S before we do anything else."
(Continued dancing, babbling, and sparkling eyes)

by rhmcc March 7, 2009

D.O.A.

Stands for:

Death

Of

AutoTune

invented by world famous rapper Jay-Z in reference to his hate of computer generated voices used by modern day singers to enhance there vocal performance

-Miley Cyrus uses autotune in all of her "songs"

-"this is anti-autotune death of the ringtone" -from Jay-Z's song D.O.A.

by BigPimppin'97 February 12, 2010

D.O.

1. verb, D.O. = "douche out" (circa 1967-8) - to become intoxicated to the point of passing out.. 2)noun, D.O. - a place or party where such intoxications occur 3) adjective - incapacitated lethargic, stuperous

Example: No, man. I'm just gonna sit 'round the house and D.O. with Valery or Xandy.

Hey man, you wanna get D.O.'d with us?

I'm too D.O.'d to drive.

I dunno, I Haven't gotten D.O.'d in almost a month. I'd better n.... Oh, what the hell.

This is gonna be a classic D.O.!

by pygmy71 November 17, 2004

D.O.A

Deteriorates On Approach

Walking down the street and you think you see a good looking woman/man coming towards you, but as they get closer.....they get uglier!! hence they are a D.O.A!

by rabbit22 August 1, 2009

D.O.G.

delusions of grandeur;a person who tells stories to make it seem like they are more than they are.

I refuse to talk to that D.O.G. whenever he comes in here. i don't have the patience for his stories.

by Melissa NY January 23, 2009

D.O.A

Deteriorates On Approach

As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him

Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!

by SunniesIndoors September 15, 2005

A.D.O.

Acronym Dependent Organization (A.D.O.): Any small or large organization (private, public, or voluntary) that regularly uses acronyms to describe any organizational structures, products, or activities in an attempt to increase efficiency and clarity but often with the opposite effect. Often used ironically to denote overuse of acronyms by offending organization.

The U.S.G., with the DoD, DoJ, D.H.S., DoS, and D.N.I., is the biggest A.D.O. in the U.S.A.

by PoleScout February 5, 2010