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cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018
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Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
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Cum Dumpster

Someone who is so desperate that they will basically sell themselves to anyone hot in their path
She’s fucked all the guys in the school, it’s like a cum dumpster or something.
by Saboona October 21, 2018
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Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.
Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”
by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018
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Cum guzzler

A nasty cum swallowing hoe on Hazel st that loves swallowing nasty salty sperm
by LabGirllol February 19, 2019
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Cum cupper

When someone ejactulates into their own hand for other uses.
The cum cupper never gets anyone pregnant , but always has sticky hands
by Doc. Holiday February 21, 2019
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Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 1, 2019
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