suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Going Off The Deep End

To degenerate cognitively, to be in the process of having a mental breakdown, the process of going crazy

Jeff: I can't believe what my pops says sometimes. It's like he's incapable of higher thought!

Julian: Yeah, I'd say your pops is going off the deep end LOL!

by paynasty23 September 12, 2010

get off my lawn

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool

Taking a huge shit.

Anthony Padilla: Excuse me, I have to go "Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool."
Girlfriend: What are you talking about?

by Jedijonathan1234 July 13, 2017

Off the Heezie Phascheezie

To have done good enough at something to have yourself recognized.

"Danielle gave up her swimming time to help me paint."
"That's off the Heezie Phascheezie!"

by Brooklyn York June 18, 2004