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Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.
Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit
by Bose May 26, 2020
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Drayton Time

Take a normal time that people will agree on to meet and multiply it by 5. Then you might be scratching the surface of Drayton Time.
Damn that man is 3 hours late. He must be on Drayton time.
by thatcaulkbender February 8, 2022
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log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex
Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.
by Tom4775i April 14, 2016
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Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
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hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.
I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.
by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018
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nice time

To say something is oh so sensational in a way that does not reveal your emotional fragility.
After trying his emulsion, Ashur exclaimed:
Ohhhh, that’s a nice time.”
by Homejames December 11, 2020
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Time Force

A branch of the military that goes through time to fix issues.
I cannot believe the Time Force just believes that I'm gonna rob that bank in 3 years! They put me on trial! That was an alternate variant of myself from another timeline in the multiverse! The butterfly effect has caused me to be a differnt person since the dawn of time in that one! I would never rob a bank.. I wasn't planning on it.. I PROMISE
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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