I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

by Suped_C October 15, 2017

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009

d-bag tag

A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.

Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.

Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.

by jepleure August 31, 2010

Russian sleeping bag

When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.

Veronica was being sassy, so Billy gave her the ol' Russian Sleeping Bag last night.

by Russian news September 7, 2013

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 22, 2013