nut rip

during sex when your about to nut you pinch the tip (hard) then your girl rips your nuts open for the semon to cum out that way

greg got nut ripped by samantha now he's int he hospital

by cave nut August 9, 2016

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Kamehameha-nut

To ejaculate on somebody with immense force.

watch as I Kamehameha-nut all over her face

by God Killer Quavious June 22, 2025

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Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

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Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

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Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

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no nut year

every 22 years no nut year happens, where you can't bust a nut, it is similar to no nut November, but instead of not being able to nut for a Month, you have to survive a whole year

"hey dude wanna jerk-off with the homies?"

"can't man, it's no nut year"
"aw shit man, I forgot"

by Tymeggs October 4, 2021

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