Your dog bisexual

Worse than any other insult, can not be reflected back to you,

"No you" does not work when said the earth orbits quicker
Works on normies very well

Jack- ur granny tranny
Carl- Your dog bisexual
Jack- no u
Carl- lol ineffective
Jack- *rethinks his life then he fucking blows up into fairydust* *the earth orbits faster

by Lil Spinosaurus April 5, 2018

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

Vietnamese hot dog

A Vietnamese hot dog is were a girl is giving a blowjob whilst being squirted in the face with various sauces

Oh my girl is such a whore she give me a Vietnamese Hot dog

by Eastwood92 May 14, 2016

Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.

Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P

by Sly1987 January 23, 2018

dog ass tired

Really tired

After our week in Nola during Mardis Gras we were all eaten up with dog ass tired.

by MsJxn2DC May 5, 2018

dirty prairie dog

To masterbate while taking a shit.

Dude, did you hear that John did the dirty prairie dog during lunch.

by Brojails January 10, 2017

pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017