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by SHIT DICKY ASS June 3, 2021
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spit fuck

to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.
i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.
by shmurghi May 26, 2003
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Bucket Fuck

1. A person who is so hideous you have to keep a vomit bucket next to you while having sex with them. Normally, you would up-chuck on this person; however, a person this hideous might like it, so you keep the bucket near by to avoid satisfying their fetish and getting spew tangled up in your pubs.

2. When you only have sex with someone when blackout drunk, but you kind of know them in real life, so you keep the vomit bucket near by to avoid an awkward moment should your case of the drunks get the best of your stomach. You like the person, so you don't want to lather them in your spew.
That guy is a total bucket fuck.

Yeah, I mean, I like sleeping with Dave. But he's a total bucket fuck. Nothing more. Nothing less.
by IslandHippies October 21, 2009
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FUCK TASH

used in general exclamation when annoyed or if something were to go wrong, if you cant stand girls whining or moaning, fuck tash! is the perfect use of vocabulary to suit the situation.
Fits perfectly when annoyed about something
guys eddie couldnt make it tonight

(everyone)-FUCK TASH!

fucking fire brigade shut down fistral!
-FUCK TASH!
by HazJelz November 6, 2009
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Fuck Me

Fuck me
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sad fuck

A little less than sex, a little more than nothing.
Julia and Charles had a sad fuck together over the long weekend. They both cried before, during, and after the act -- but only in their insides!
by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006
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butt fucking

when you stick a penis (or dildo) up someones ass for your sexual pleasure. this happens a lot with queers. but a man could stick his weiner in a womens ass or a women could stick a dildo up another mans ass. there are endless possibilities
me and your wife were butt fucking last night and thats why theres a white spot in her ass.
by butty fucker December 13, 2009
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