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super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017
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biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.
You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(
by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017
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Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men
"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."
by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017
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Penis

A cylindrical-fleshy-organ used be humans that impregnated the whole human race. Sometimes these don’t work, proving the existence of female domination.
He really doesn’t know how to use his penis

His penis is clearly a chode
by Wow22222 January 2, 2020
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penis

Boom boom stick on top of the males baby making ammo sack
Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020
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Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.
Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
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Penis

by YaMamSuckedMe January 7, 2020
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