Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021

Matthewphobia

The fear or utter hatred of the annoying entity that is Matthew Conners

After seeing the debris on Matts dry ass lips I discovered I have Matthewphobia

by Requisthedemigod December 10, 2021

Matticles

Simply the testicles of Matthew, nothing more, nothing less.

"Oh Matthew! Your matticles are exquisite!"

by Matticle December 11, 2021

matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!

by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021

Mattias

Some random kid who is hated by all kevins, and is some emo who should get a life.

That guy is a mattias, what an emo

by MattiasSucks December 17, 2021