your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

Your Mama

The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

by DKDiddles January 16, 2021

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

Your cool

Cool, Obese, Overrated, Loser.

Your cool; cool, obese, overrated, loser.

by Johnny Rockets 4 life June 15, 2021

Your mom

Your female family member who have birth to you and that I’m doing her in the bedroom next to you.

I just did your mom last night. She was to good.

by Luv69 June 22, 2018

Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

by not_my_cup_of_vajoe March 14, 2009