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Wouldn't have needed to

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Hym "I wouldn't have needed to... Because I literally am the guy. If they would have asked me, my response would have been a not-lie."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012
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i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.
Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"
by DaHood98 September 21, 2016
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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know
by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018
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What would Oprah do

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.
Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats
by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018
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I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this
P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu
by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
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