Nerd Boner

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.

Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.

by Mr.Boracus April 09, 2006

Freedom Boner

To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.

I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.

by justzach June 06, 2018

battle boner

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.

After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

by flying spaghetti monster 1 June 26, 2012

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

by italion donkey October 01, 2010

Boner Biter

A Male who bites boners...legitimately bites them. A person who is a non factor, brings nothing to the table, and it is clear that they must bite boners. A person who should speak only when spoken to.

"Thanks Frank....sick story....you probably bite boners. You're a boner biter"

by BonBit February 03, 2008

boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.

Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!

by RNPS April 29, 2008

Stomach Boner

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.

"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"

by alicejin88 November 13, 2011