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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Capitalism

Capitalism is perpetuated by the oh so mighty upper class elite so the lower classes don't get too cocky and want "Human Rights" and "Fair Wages" Whatever that junk is.
Capitalism is the best!, I can pay them a fraction of my employees worth and they cant do anything about it!
by Sky36282726 July 18, 2022
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Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.
I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
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Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.
Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?
by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's 10 sangs

9 ganBJrastas 1 g.cap. Player 1 can choose from BJ sang or rose's Player 2 can only choose the ganBJrastas and the g.cap. Player 2 can only play the g.cap last after the ganBJrastas are jumped off the board. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1 the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 14, 2022
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capital

used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight.
"That's splendid! Capital!"
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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