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diddle johnson

Likes to play with penis
by 216 wp May 17, 2017
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P.D Johnson

A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
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Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist
by someone_british April 5, 2023
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The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.
“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020
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Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.
by Im a dunce May 4, 2022
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