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Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.
by Corinne G. May 23, 2007
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cum weasel

"the cum weasel ran away last week"
by gary coleman February 5, 2004
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sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 14, 2005
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fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend
My boss called me a fuck weasel.
by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009
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Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.
Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself
by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010
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wease

(pronounced wheeze)

verb:
-to weasel out of a situation.
-to avoid taking fault for any action.

noun:
-a weasel in a situation.
-a person that has avoided taking blame or fault for something (usually bad) that they've done.

see: weasel
Look at him, he's trying to wease himself out of having to pay.

Ryan just left without helping us clean, what a fucking wease.
by B. Roo January 14, 2014
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