one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

by mossyrock November 29, 2014

potato with the weird haircut

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016

dr. weird

10-20 second short on seen before episodes of aqua teen hunger force involving mad scientist dr. weird, his assistant steve, and featuring killer corn, pork chop spliced roommates, hand-eating asses, making love to machines, and other such random shit. best watched while under the influence of mind altering substances.

GENTLEMEN! I have made love to the machine! And in retrospect I ask myself....WHY?

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!

by blinkmebaby January 20, 2005

I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012

Dr. Weird

1. Character from TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Dr. Weird leads into most episodes, usually mutilating his body or his assistant Steve's.

"Gentlemen, I've lost weight! I have to lose twenty more pounds or I'll never be pretty!"

by String cheese June 24, 2004

Cool Weird

The definition of cool weird is Sophie Martin and Joshua Lambert. Simple

Sophie: We are very weird but it’s okay because we’re cool weird 😎
Josh: We are the definition of cool weird

by sexgod1919 October 15, 2020

breakin' weird

This phrase has a few different meanings. It could mean that you're letting loose and having some fun you know, just going ham. Just like raging out at a party or something. However this phrase could also mean just going the hell off on someone for a stupid or non-apparent reason.

Basically a random outburst of either positive or negative actions.

Dude, me and Ray were breakin' weird last night at that party. It was awesome!

Dude, Mrs.Cockburn broke weird on Ray today in class for sharpening his pencil too many times.

by raymundorocket313 January 23, 2011