crazy unicorn

When one lesbian puts a strapon on her head and rams it into the other lesbians pussy.

Eve did the crazy unicorn with Chrissy last night.

by Eveil September 18, 2007

unicorn surprsie

During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.

unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.

by KickenChicken October 13, 2011

Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

by Lboogied May 18, 2010

unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

by ploopster March 13, 2005

dirty unicorn

Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn.

I had a magical experience last night, Brittany and Molly went down on me with the dirty unicorn.

by CHRISTINADDFE December 4, 2007

unicorn blood

Orange juice mixed with tobasco and one hot shot. Rumored to cause red hair.

I just drank a cup of unicorn blood and it hurt, really bad.

by [e-mail] September 19, 2010

non-unicorn

The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.

<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008